In case you forgot, Hoiberg turned possibly the worst team in the Big 12 into a top 3 team in 1 year, and maintained that success for an additional 4 years. He was widely regarded as one of the best offensive minds in the game by coaches/media in both college and the NBA. Several NBA teams wanted him because he was a VERY GOOD coach. There are very few proven college coaches out there better than Fred, and they are all at blue bloods/lifetime jobs.
I didn't forget any of that....although I'd argue the 'proven' thing since his style wasn't going to get much better results as it's been shown that defense is the difference between actual elite and pretend elite.
I think you're love of Fred might be a little....much.