What would your pre-game speech be?

IlliniCy

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Cigarette ashes, cigarette butts,
We've got the Hawkeyes by the nuts.
Pull team, Pull !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

2020cy

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Bader and Dustinal beat me to it. I was thinking the Belushi speech would be perfect.
 

CYdTracked

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I agree, I would give a Dr. Lou pep-talk, something like this:

Men, we [inaudible] the ball and try to [inaudible] and schhhcore as many touchdownsch asch we poschhibly can. Thesche guysch [inaudible]. If we play faschhht and fly to the ball [inaudible] we will win.


LOL! This is the best one yet! I still wish I could find a video of the one he did trying to sound like Mike Gundy.
 

Cyrocks

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This is one of my all time favorite quotes from the Steven Seagal movie "Hard to Kill"

"We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind."


Okay, the outmanned and undermanned thing may be thing in the past, but I like the superior attitude, superior state of mind part.

That, and to paraphrase another quote from this movie to be used after the game:

Cyclone Player 1: They were the most unstoppable SOBs I ever knew.

Rhoads: Yeah, well... they got stopped today.
 

trevn

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2 pages of responses in a motivational speech thread and no mention of Matt Foley, his steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river?

Well la-ti-freakin-da!

God I miss Chris Farley
 

MontyBurns

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It's simple:
How many touchdowns has Iowa's offense scored against us in the last 2 years: Two. Is our defense better than it was in those years? Check. Is Iowa's offense worse than it was in those two years? Checkmate.
 

Tornado man

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I love the Dr. Lou pep talk segment. Sorry. His OSU pep talk last night was great, especially talking about "at the insane asylum, it takes seven attendants to put a crazy man in a straight jacket. If we perfrom like wild men against USC, they need 77 guys to our 11." Classic!
 

dundermifflin

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I love the Dr. Lou pep talk segment. Sorry. His OSU pep talk last night was great, especially talking about "at the insane asylum, it takes seven attendants to put a crazy man in a straight jacket. If we perfrom like wild men against USC, they need 77 guys to our 11." Classic!

thats great!
 

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