Mine would be pretty short and simple:
"Gentlemen, I don't have to tell you that ever since you have walked on the face of this earth, every single year there's a general assumption that Iowa has the best football program in the state. However, for one very brief 3-hour period each year, we have an opportunity to challenge that assumption...to shock people....to demonstrate that Iowa is a Cyclone state, not a Hawkeye state.
Gentlemen, that very brief 3-hour period begins right now. Don't waste a God **** second of it!"
"Gentlemen, I don't have to tell you that ever since you have walked on the face of this earth, every single year there's a general assumption that Iowa has the best football program in the state. However, for one very brief 3-hour period each year, we have an opportunity to challenge that assumption...to shock people....to demonstrate that Iowa is a Cyclone state, not a Hawkeye state.
Gentlemen, that very brief 3-hour period begins right now. Don't waste a God **** second of it!"