Uh oh...this won't end well

dinger

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So one of my best buddies from high school just started dating a girl with the last name of Chizik. Should I warn him now or just let him find out the hard way?
 

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Pay her $50 to kick him in the nuts and he'll get it. Just make sure you record the entire incident, and then jump out of the bushes giving her a high five. Hopefully that's the last thing he sees before passing out from the pain of the event.

Then he could understand why you did it.
 

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good point Nobody. but i still suspect she will seem like an amazing gf for about 2 years and then just up and leave one day. probably even pull the "its not you its me"
 

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good point Nobody. but i still suspect she will seem like an amazing gf for about 2 years and then just up and leave one day. probably even pull the "its not you its me"

Wouldn't she actually be mediocre the first year and even worse the second?
 

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Wouldn't she actually be mediocre the first year and even worse the second?

right. but she will make everyone around think that it will be better if we just wait. so basically there is nothing i can do. oh well, we've all been chizzed by a girl before. just most of us not by the namesake herself.