Thoughts on Runzas

[Doc]

Runzas are inherently sexual, kind of like tacos and hot pockets. I feel like Hickory Park didn’t satisfy Fred. We need to develop a food in pocket form in Ames to make us more attractive to coaches.

 

[BCClone]

Runzas are inherently sexual, kind of like tacos and hot pockets. I feel like Hickory Park didn’t satisfy Fred. We need to develop a food in pocket form in Ames to make us more attractive to coaches.

Sexual??? You humpin’ Runzas?

 

[3TrueFans]

Runzas are inherently sexual, kind of like tacos and hot pockets. I feel like Hickory Park didn’t satisfy Fred. We need to develop a food in pocket form in Ames to make us more attractive to coaches.

If ******* a hot pocket is wrong I don't want to be right.

 

[Doc]

Sexual??? You humpin’ Runzas?

It’s a pocket of loose meat. Of course I want to **** it.

 

[mynameisjonas]

 

[Rabbuk]

It's 2019 if you want to marry a runza sandwich that's your God given right

 

[StClone]

 

[Dr.bannedman]

i have made love 2 a runza.

 

[NWICY]

Still coming down from that new strain Doc? Pretty darn funny either way.

 

[Doc]

i have made love 2 a runza.

The fact that you admit it, makes you a strong person.

 

[kentkel]

Thought this might be a good place to interject this:

 

[burn587]

Runzas should be prescribed to people who are getting a colonoscopy the next day. Nothing clears you out faster.

 

[aeroclone]

 

[JP4CY]

Turrible

 

[IASTATE07]

Thought this might be a good place to interject this:

They got the chick from Taken for their commercials? Pretty impressive.

 

[Doc]

They got the chick from Taken for their commercials? Pretty impressive.

I think her name was Maggie

 

[IASTATE07]

I think her name was Maggie

I was just waiting for Bryan Mills to come in and kill that dude with a salt and pepper packet.

 

[CyCrazy]

It’s a pocket of loose meat. Of course I want to **** it.

I guess I would rather **** one than eat one. I guess I can get behind this.

 

[Bret44]

@Doc ....

 

[CycloneVet]

It’s a pocket of loose meat. Of course I want to **** it.

You lost me at “loose” I don’t want anything to do with that