The Onion - Jesus Christ transfers to ISU

[CNECloneFan]

Sooooo who from the NCAA is going to tell Christ he doesn't own his own image?

If the NCAA's prophets aren't good enough, they will find a way.

 

[MeanDean]

Wait till concessions learns he can turn water into Clone Cones!

 

[aauummm]

He could be a "Superstar" at ISU.

 

[CySmurf]

Perry Ellis was in 5th grade when JC was born!

 

[Cy$]

Perry Ellis was in 5th grade when JC was born!

You got the two flipped

 

[CySmurf]

Moses doesn't have any more eligibility.

No. But Noah does...I heard he's got a great "arc" on his shots.

 

[CySmurf]

You got the two flipped

Oops, my bad. Lol

 

[madguy30]

Wait till concessions learns he can turn water into Clone Cones!

 

[helechopper]

I-S-Jew!

 

[Macloney]

Here in Kansas, we call him wheat Jesus:

"From now on he shall be known as corn Jesus," said God.

 

[CySmurf]

 

[ManBearClone]

Eh white Jesus can't jump either.

 

[qwerty]

The (Loaves &) Fish that Saved Ames? My bad, Saved Hilton.

 

[CysRage]

Can’t wait for our matchup with Satan

Fran tempted Jesus in the desert for 40 days attempting to lure him to Iowa. Be gone Satan!

 

[GTO]

I read somewhere that he is great at recruiting. He could probably put together a 13 man squad all on his own.

 

[MuskieCy]

I read somewhere that he is great at recruiting. He could probably put together a 13 man squad all on his own.

Dude, he only needs a 12 man rotation.

 

[legi]

Perry Ellis was in 5th grade when JC was born!

Bill Snyder laughs at both of their young age.

 

[demoncore1031]

I dunno about this one. Start this video at the 2:15 mark and watch Jesus get completely schooled by Oderus Urungus.

 

[nfrine]

I opened this thread thinking it was about JorBo.
Actually, do you know the difference between JorBo and Jesus? Jesus doesn't think he is JorBo...

 

[Yaz]

Anyone know if he'll play Sunday games or will those be rest days?