***The Fran-Con Alert System***

[TurdFerguson]

I have devised an advanced warning system to show the alert stages of Fran McCaffery, and is based off of the DEFCON system. But because Fran is so much more volatile than International Thermonuclear war, an additional 4 stages were necessary compared to the 5 stage DEFCON system. Stages are listed below from least to most volatile.


FRANCON 1.
CALM: (Extremely Rare)



FRANCON 2.
SLIGHTLY IRRITATED: (Note the facial coloration)



FRANCON 3.
UPSET:



FRANCON 4.
VERY AGITATED: (Note defensive stance)



FRANCON 5.
THE POUT: (Note defensive hands move downward in "hulk smash" motion



FRANCON 6.
MAD-AGAIN: (When pouting is ineffective Fran gets mad, AGAIN)



FRANCON 7.
******: Note Fran is on the move!



FRANCON 8.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: (Meltdown is imminent)



FRANCON 9.
FULL MELTDOWN: (Nothing escapes Mad Fran's wrath)

 

[BallSoHard4Cy]

This is great. Too bad no one will see it until the morning.

 

[Istater4life]

That was a nice way to start my morning.

 

[Judoka]

What does this have to do with Iowa State Basketball? There's an In State Rivals forum for a reason.

 

[4EverACyclone]

Win - lose situation with that. Glad to see Fran loss a game with his temper. Bad that Iowa couldn't have helped ISU up its RPI last night.
And I agree, a great start to my morning!

 

[Rural]

Win - lose situation with that. Glad to see Fran loss a game with his temper. Bad that Iowa couldn't have helped ISU up its RPI last night.
And I agree, a great start to my morning!

We don't need any help.

 

[ISU_Clone_28]

Haha I just love the facial expression in Francom 8. Fran is a perfect example that you never go "Full ******"... I can only imagine if there was a Francom 10.

 

[Bret44]

NCAA - Men's College Basketball Teams, Scores, Stats, News, Standings, Rumors - ESPN

 

[isuforlife]

What does this have to do with Iowa State Basketball? There's an In State Rivals forum for a reason.

wow lighten up Leroy

 

[Agclone91]

This is absolutley fantastic. Saying that, if you basing it off of the DEFCON system then 9 should be calm and 1 should be full meltdown.

 

[Spam]

I could give the OP 100 likes for this!

 

[The_Architect]

I have devised an advanced warning system to show the alert stages of Fran McCaffery, and is based off of the DEFCON system. But because Fran is so much more volatile than International Thermonuclear war, an additional 4 stages were necessary compared to the 5 stage DEFCON system. Stages are listed below from least to most volatile.


FRANCON 1.
CALM: (Extremely Rare)
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FRANCON 2.
SLIGHTLY IRRITATED: (Note the facial coloration)
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FRANCON 3.
UPSET:
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FRANCON 4.
VERY AGITATED: (Note defensive stance)
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FRANCON 5.
THE POUT: (Note defensive hands move downward in "hulk smash" motion
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FRANCON 6.
MAD-AGAIN: (When pouting is ineffective Fran gets mad, AGAIN)
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FRANCON 7.
******: Note Fran is on the move!
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FRANCON 8.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: (Meltdown is imminent)
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FRANCON 9.
FULL MELTDOWN: (Nothing escapes Mad Fran's wrath)
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This is amazing and deserves a bump.

 

[Clark]

This is absolutley fantastic. Saying that, if you basing it off of the DEFCON system then 9 should be calm and 1 should be full meltdown.

I agree, it amazes me that people still confuse this. It's in tv and movies all the time.

 

[Cyclones01]

If there was a FRAN-CON 10, it was last night. Or FRAN-CON 0, as it should be

 

[azepp]

I love how when you do a Google image search for Fran you get "Mad", "Angry", and "Red Face" as subcategories.

 

[kentkel]

Looks like the OP just created a Fran-Con-stein thread!

 

[Cyclones01]

I love how when you do a Google image search for Fran you get "Mad", "Angry", and "Red Face" as subcategories.

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That is one the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I had to do it myself to see if you were for real.

 

[The_Architect]

I love how when you do a Google image search for Fran you get "Mad", "Angry", and "Red Face" as subcategories.

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The hilarity of that cannot be overstated. Fran might need to lay off the sauce if it makes him so angry like LE.

 

[Cyclones01]

I did the same thing for Fred. The 5th subcategory? Dreamy.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

I have devised an advanced warning system to show the alert stages of Fran McCaffery, and is based off of the DEFCON system. But because Fran is so much more volatile than International Thermonuclear war, an additional 4 stages were necessary compared to the 5 stage DEFCON system. Stages are listed below from least to most volatile.


FRANCON 1.
CALM: (Extremely Rare)
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FRANCON 2.
SLIGHTLY IRRITATED: (Note the facial coloration)
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FRANCON 3.
UPSET:
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FRANCON 4.
VERY AGITATED: (Note defensive stance)
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FRANCON 5.
THE POUT: (Note defensive hands move downward in "hulk smash" motion
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FRANCON 6.
MAD-AGAIN: (When pouting is ineffective Fran gets mad, AGAIN)
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FRANCON 7.
******: Note Fran is on the move!
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FRANCON 8.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: (Meltdown is imminent)
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FRANCON 9.
FULL MELTDOWN: (Nothing escapes Mad Fran's wrath)
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Brilliant!