Texas Tech Jokes

[cyclones2004]

How many TT fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?

Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.


If two married TT grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

Trick question they were siblings


Why is TT replacing the turf in their Stadium with cardboard?

The team looks better on paper


Did you hear about the TT terrorist who tried to blow up the ISU team bus?

He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

 

[Senolcyc]

You should save some for trick or treat. Don't want to burn up all your good material.

 

[Bret44]

Adam Jones.

 

[Cyclonus]

not so much a joke but a couple Baylor guys told me the term for the aftermath of hooking up with a girl from tech is "Raider Rash"

 

[intrepid27]

Que the "fat little girlfriend" jokes and TT "bell ringer" video.

 

[NATEizKING]

Joke #3 in the OP was pretty good

 

[CRcyclone6]

Lubbock

 

[TheBentStick]

Why isn't anyone scared when Texas Tech fans are "gun up"?

Because they're all shooting blanks.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

Isn't Texas Tech the school that deposits their man seed in mason jars, or ar they the Texas school that jerks it into a bell?

Weird schools down there

 

[Buster28]

Always thought it was odd that a major university would choose to have Yosemite Sam as their mascot.

 

[MNCyGuy]

How many TT fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?

Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.


If two married TT grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

Trick question they were siblings


Why is TT replacing the turf in their Stadium with cardboard?

The team looks better on paper


Did you hear about the TT terrorist who tried to blow up the ISU team bus?

He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

This one is actually pretty good.