The football teams of the Big 12 Conference gather at Texas’ house for their annual Thanksgiving festivities. This has been an especially tough year for most of the conference for one reason or another, so many members are on edge. Still, the turkey is in the oven and football is on the TV, and the following transpires…
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TEXAS: I’d like to thank everyone for coming today. Thanksgiving is a special time of year and a great opportunity to do just that – give thanks. How about we go around the table and each share something we’re thankful for? I’ll start… I’m thankful for not having to play Maryland during the non-conference schedule! What a relief. Okay, your turn, Tech.
TEXAS TECH: Ummm… I’m thankful that I produced the best young quarterback in the NFL! You guys may have heard of him, his name is Patri-
*Everyone else interrupts, in unison*
EVERYONE: MAHOMES.
TEXAS TECH: And did you guys know, Kliff Kingsbury is coaching the Cardinals now? I’m basically an NFL...
