So Let's Say You Have 2.7 Billion...

[Enginerd]

What would you do for ISU?

For me:

-Illegal booster money to top recruits
-Full scholarships to Pom Pon and women cheerleaders (with a one member selection committee)
-FB and MBB assistant coach fund
-FB entrance music rights
-Row of suites at both Jack Trice and Hilton with the lifetime "Enginerd" suite centering both of them
-Whatever Fennelly and Johnson (VB) needed
-Highest paid chaplain in the U.S.
-A statue of me next to the Jack Trice statue rooting him on
-Donation large enough to make half of the lower bowl of Hilton students and a section on the 50 of Jack Trice students
-Waste a couple hundred million on academic buildings named after me
-Smear campaign on Miles Brand
-Sickiest Memorial Union bowling alley in America
-Jack Trice and Hilton beer gardens with retractable roofs
-Lobby for tornado sirens before games and after scores in the entire state of Iowa (Compromise with Ames and Iowa City)
-Double Iowa City Prosecutor salaries
-Trees in the Trice and Hilton parking lots
-Full scholarship to any hot chick in an engineering program

 

[ISUclones33]

-give 1 billion to Jamie Pollard with the memo: Relax,Go Nuts..

 

[Flag Guy]

Enginerd, I hope you win the lottery :notworthy: Students on the 50? Revamped MU Bowling Alley? Tornado sirens? *****'n man



Jamie Pollard with $1 billion dollars? Good Lord watch out...

 

[HandSanitizer]

You would see the biggest Video board known to man installed.
Why not throw in a retractable roof?

 

[CycloneErik]

Welcome to the Clone Dome!!!!!!

 

[Flag Guy]

You would see the biggest Video board known to man installed.
Why not throw in a retractable roof?

Make it so you can tilt the video board... it should be so big that the astronauts and cosmonauts can watch the game as they go over head :biggrin:


*takes another gulp of the kool-aid*

 

[Flag Guy]

Welcome to the Clone Dome!!!!!!

Get the Areo E Department to rig up a Tornado wind tunnel in the Dome... how *****'n would that be for an entrance? Screw the inflateable tunnel, we have a real Cyclone leading us out!

 

[cmoneyr]

I used to go to ISU, can I just keep it all for myself???

 

[IcSyU]

Pay Ferentz to stay around forever
Would it be possible to put a retractable roof on Central Campus?
Separate facilities for Men's and Women's Basketball and Volleyball
Make an addition to the Hixson-Lied
Revamp the dorms
Get rid of the damn fencing on campus...UGH!