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cycloneG

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Lenny, officially the church won't take any position with the religious implications of these phenomenons. Personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that.

Ghostbusters
 

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Paraphrased from Baseketball.

It took all of us, working together as a team, to lose this game tonight.
 

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The great Al Pacino Speech from "Any Given Sunday"

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Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ******* ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ******* roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ******* shabbos.
The Dude: Oh **** it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, come on...

Has nothing at all to do with Iowa State, but is the funniest single scene in movie history.
 

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A lot of applicable quotes from Blazing Saddles:

Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into ****. Amen.

Taggart: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

RE: the auburn rumor:

Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

Reverend:
Can we overcome this enourmous task in one night…..or are we just jerking off

and lastly... ferentz's recruiting:

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull *****, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.