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GeronimusClone

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Watched major league last night.
"Just another reminder about Die Hard Night at the ballpark, free attendance to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Inidans won a pennant."
Made me think of the Cyclones. Any other movie quotes that could relate to Cyclone sports these days?
 

cloneu

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Some more quotes from Major league that could relate to us:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0194234/ "Vaughn's been looking good out there today.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926592/ Don't worry, he'll blow it. "

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926592/"Any ideas?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0194234/ On how we can get worse?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926592/ Mmmmm...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0194234/ How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a $30,000 bonus to the guy voted Least Valuable Player.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926592/ Maybe the problem is... we're coddling these guys too much. Yeah! "
 

tejasclone

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"Well that's great! That's just ******* great, man. Now what the **** are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty **** now!"

- Hudson, Aliens
 

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"Keep your eyes on the ball, son.
I'd rather he kept his hands on the ball. "

"How about that, he stinks at two sports.
I can work with him, just butt out of my offense.
If you can build an offense around a guy who throws like Edward Scissorhands, we're gonna be playing a hell of a lot of defense. "

"The Blake man pitches to Sarge, The Sargester bumps into his own man. It's a fumble! FUMBLAYA! Sargie "Fumblina" Wilkerson fumbles the ball! "

Maybe a halftime speech:
Now, let's analyze what's been working for us.
[Long pause]
NOT A GOD DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this goddamn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this ********* shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A ******* WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A ******* RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR ******* HEADS OFF, AND YOU **** DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray. "

"Papke, what kind of defense are they using?
A double double.
A double... double, well it doesn't matter anyways. "

Ok almost the entire movie Necessary Roughness.:chatterbox:
 

GeronimusClone

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"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
"And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog (poo) out of Hong Kong!"
and on cyclone fourth quarter pass coverage....
"Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" "
 

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"And we'll be the jolliest bunch of ******** this side of the nuthouse..." -Clark W. Griswold

A little Christmas cheer! :biglaugh:
 

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"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
"And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog (poo) out of Hong Kong!"
and on cyclone fourth quarter pass coverage....
"Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" "

That's right, Ice...man. I am dangerous.

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