ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Tide loses to a grossly inferior opponent.
Backup singer: Neeeeeed to hire Nick Sabannnnn!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!
Announcer: You will point out that you have more bowl wins than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrival in the regular season finale for the 5th consecutive time in a row, and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease
Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top
25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out
next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fannnnnnn!
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Tide loses to a grossly inferior opponent.
Backup singer: Neeeeeed to hire Nick Sabannnnn!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!
Announcer: You will point out that you have more bowl wins than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrival in the regular season finale for the 5th consecutive time in a row, and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease
Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top
25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out
next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fannnnnnn!
