Random Thoughts 16: “Somebody had to do it” edition

[NWICY]

This guy did everything but look at the camera while speaking. The lady would lean into it so you got a solid view of her looking at you.

So when she leans into it is there a cleavage shot?

 

[BCClone]

So when she leans into it is there a cleavage shot?

Not really but not really sure. Not my type so I didn’t look too much.

 

[BCClone]

They had Q&A. I should have asked him what was so interesting in the top corner of the office. Guessing they would have skipped that one.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I'm pretty sure that if you look up the urban dictionary definition of cribbage or scrabble it says porn.

 

[jcyclonee]

This guy did everything but look at the camera while speaking. The lady would lean into it so you got a solid view of her looking at you.

Like this:

 

[BCClone]

Wife told me this family friend told her he bought lutefisk and wants to make it for her mom since they used to go to these things with her parents at times. I’m like, I don’t care if you take your mom to their place. No, they want it at ours. All I could think of was the smell. Wife said she will make something else because she knows I won’t eat it. Guess I better buy air freshener.

 

[BCClone]

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How come my wife actually means cribbage when she asks if we want to play cribbage? Can someone inform her?

 

[BCClone]

Like this:

That I noticed.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

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What this tells me is that Urban dictionary (I'm guessing) doesn't know how to spell "Euphemism".

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Stuck on five for Wordle again...had to do a lot of letter elimination words.

Spoiler: This game is soooo...

ADIEU
SLANT
PRAMS
COACH
WHACK

 

[jcyclonee]

You poor young thangs...
A majority of my 16 grandkids are now teenagers or older.

I guess young is a relative term when compared to an old person like you.

 

[jcyclonee]

Wife told me this family friend told her he bought lutefisk and wants to make it for her mom since they used to go to these things with her parents at times. I’m like, I don’t care if you take your mom to their place. No, they want it at ours. All I could think of was the smell. Wife said she will make something else because she knows I won’t eat it. Guess I better buy air freshener.

I'm one of those weird people that doesn't mind eating lutefisk. That being said, there's no way in heck that I want it prepared in my house.

 

[jcyclonee]

How come my wife actually means cribbage when she asks if we want to play cribbage? Can someone inform her?

Maybe you're misreading the signals?

Does she ever say, "Just put the peg in the hole already."?

 

[BCClone]

Maybe you're misreading the signals?

Does she ever say, "Just put the peg in the hole already."?

Nope. Just grabs a deck of cards. I had to reach the son and wife to play during Christmas. Second time I taught the wife. She struggles with the 31 rule with counting.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Nope. Just grabs a deck of cards. I had to reach the son and wife to play during Christmas. Second time I taught the wife. She struggles with the 31 rule with counting.

I always forget about that stupid nobs

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

What is this guy looking at up to the right corner of his office???? Probably porn.

This whole conversation made me think about the Zoom incident with Jeffrey Toobin
https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/10/media/jeffrey-toobin-returns-cnn/index.html

 

[BCClone]

I always forget about that stupid nobs

No when you work the hands (I’m avoiding the P word that most call it) she doesn’t get its 2 for 31 and then 1 if you can’t get any closer. We will be at 26 and she I’ll try to play an 8.

 

[BCClone]

I always forget about that stupid nobs

Nobs question. When you cut the jack, who gets the point? The cutter or flipper?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

No when you work the hands (I’m avoiding the P word that most call it) she doesn’t get its 2 for 31 and then 1 if you can’t get any closer. We will be at 26 and she I’ll try to play an 8.

Oh, That and 15 for 2 are kind of the whole basis of the game

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Nobs question. When you cut the jack, who gets the point? The cutter or flipper?

I think whomever has the crib