We are not downsizing. We're moving all of the local jobs to China, but there are still going to be the same number of jobs.
Lol yeah exactly. Or something like "Our numbers aren't actually down if you go back 3 more months..we are actually up"
My soul actually dies a little everytime I have to spin something on some small technicality. However, sometimes it has to get done. We recently went through a big re-org. Tons of rumors going around. Some true, some not. Morale was going down because people thought there would be lay offs. Nobody under me was getting canned but I basically had to pull a Jamie and say "if you didn't hear it from me personally then please do not pay any attention to it." I told them nobody on our teams is getting laid off. However, other teams had some people getting laid off. I didn't lie in saying nobody on my teams is going, but what if I told them some team at the other end of the building has a few going? I needed everyone to keep being productive and focus on their jobs, and know they were safe.