Nebraska slogans/phrases needed...

Old man farmer says "I sold my family farm so I can keep my Cornhusker season tickets"

Sad thing is this really happened ABC did a story on it in the late 90's and it wasn't just one old farmer.
 
Wow. I was excited about this game until I saw all the embarrassing posts in this thread. We're going to look as butthurt and useless as the Nubs try to portray us.
 
Knubs love talking about how worthless and angry the Clones, KSU, KU, and MU are now that they are going to the Big 10. If we make just silly signs like that that aren't funny but just more angry, we look like they want us to look.

I'd do something more like:

IT WILL ALWAYS BE IOWA STATE MEMORIAL STADIUM
9-7 FOREVER
 
Wow. I was excited about this game until I saw all the embarrassing posts in this thread. We're going to look as butthurt and useless as the Nubs try to portray us.

Haha, I agree most all of these slogans are just flat out horrible!!! Comeon guys!! Get it together!!
 
Best one I have ever seen...
Excrement
Stool
Poop
Nebraska

After seeing it last year for just a second on tv we still refer to "excrement" as nebraska.
 
I am still trying to figure out how Nebrasak lost to Texas and at home???? :shocked:

I am still trying to figure this out...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyzCw6y1yYU]YouTube - Nebraska's 8 turnovers vs iowa state[/ame]