Here's another kleenex etiquette question for you.
Most days, I ride the bus to work (Yes, I'm environmentally conscious and care about the future of the world... OK, I'm actually justcheap miserlythrifty). If I'm on the bus, is it better to wipe several times quietly with a few sniffles in between or should I just blow it all out like twice during the trip?
I'm a wiper not a blower UNLESS I'm somewhat private. Same with deuces - I rarely fart in the toilet paper while wiping.