Iowa State tops list of total offers given

CycloneVet

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My little brother hit on every female prospect that caught his eye. He struck out a lot and got slapped a lot. He also put notches in his gun where others thought the odds were non existent. He measured his results only by the number of wins and never bothered counting the number of games it took to achieve the wins.

Notches in his gun? What kind of girls was he after? I always avoided girls with braces for this very reason.
 

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When I look at the list my biggest take away is that for the most part, the teams with the highest number of offers have to work a lot harder to get their guys. I also think that this staff is using offers to simply feel out interest. I think it's pretty safe to say that this staff knows exactly what they are doing on the recruiting trail and they have a system in place to prioritize/keep track of the kids they think they have a good shot with.
 

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If he would have gotten a German Shorthair instead of a German Shepard he would not have to keep track of the cats. My Shorthair has quite a few cat notches.

I actually don't hate cats. I think kittens are a lot of fun. I just had bad luck with the two I had growing up. One died young and the other was an A-hole after he got neutered.
 

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I actually don't hate cats. I think kittens are a lot of fun. I just had bad luck with the two I had growing up. One died young and the other was an A-hole after he got neutered.
Cats are really hit or miss. Best cats are kittens from a farm. They will have great genetic variance and usually have been introduced to other animals and stimuli that make for a really fun and out going feline.
 
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I really don't see anything wrong with it, especially when a lot of these kids are those who typically wouldn't sniff at Iowa State. It isn't like we're offering 100 kids from small towns here in Iowa, we're offering high quality **** that probably won't come here anyway but if they do, hey, works for us
 

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My little brother hit on every female prospect that caught his eye. He struck out a lot and got slapped a lot. He also put notches in his gun where others thought the odds were non existent. He measured his results only by the number of wins and never bothered counting the number of games it took to achieve the wins.

I subscribed to the "quality, not quantity" theory of meeting women. some day i'll meet a good woman.
 

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I actually don't hate cats. I think kittens are a lot of fun. I just had bad luck with the two I had growing up. One died young and the other was an A-hole after he got neutered.
Well, think about it...your owner sticks you in a carrier, drives you to the vet, where you wake up missing your bits...might make me a bit cranky...

The three cats are all males...and snipped...they can commiserate together...
 
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My little brother hit on every female prospect that caught his eye. He struck out a lot and got slapped a lot. He also put notches in his gun where others thought the odds were non existent. He measured his results only by the number of wins and never bothered counting the number of games it took to achieve the wins.

By thay logic screw the record, we should just be happy we have an incredible upset of a 92 Nebraska or 11 OSU every so often (the equivalent of your bro occasionally bagging a super model).
 

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The expanse of this trifling process seems troublesome to some with no hand in the game. Really, why do you hawks give a ****? Is it really any skin off your @$$?

Has any one noticed that many, many prospects enjoy collecting these offers and enjoy the attention in the belief that greater numbers enhances their appeal to programs they favor in their recruitment.
 

BillBrasky4Cy

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The expanse of this trifling process seems troublesome to some with no hand in the game. Really, why do you hawks give a ****? Is it really any skin off your @$$?

Has any one noticed that many, many prospects enjoy collecting these offers and enjoy the attention in the belief that greater numbers enhances their appeal to programs they favor in their recruitment.

They care because KF and his staff have had the luxury of slow playing their offers to in state and mid west kids and evaluate the hell out of under the radar types.
 

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