"IF" Bill Self leaves, who do you want to see replace?
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You'll have to take that up with management (Cyclonesince78).
-Fran McCaffery - would steal all the white players from Wichita State and have a stranglehold on all the gingers in the state. Usual KU recruits woud sit on the bench (we'll be told they don't like to start) in favor of 2-3 star athletic spiders.
-Bruce Weber - "After Self, comes Weber" should be a staple of coaching searches. Weber does well for a couple of seasons with Self's recruits, then benches the star player after he takes the team bus on a joyride and misses the NCAA.
-Rick Barnes - Sweating Sunday would become a new Kansas school tradition. They would be preseason top ten every year, but sweating bullets by every selection Sunday. Brings in Top 10 recruiting classes and ends in middle of the pack in the conference race. The basketball program becomes a "Rictatorship" after Barnes shoots the AD for questioning his results.
-Nadir Tharpe - they decide to try to copy ISU and hope they strike gold by hiring a former player. After a wild weekend at a teacher's conference, pictures surface of Tharpe with a married schoolteacher, who then turns out to be the mother of one of the prospective recruits. The NCAA has no idea what to do.
-Father of a top 5 recruit - gets offered the job in order to sign his kid. Fired at the end of the year once the kid goes pro. The process gets repeated every season and thus becomes known as the McDermott Effect.
-Dave Rice - brings in the best recruiting class in school history, ties for last in the conference with Texas Tech. Phog.net causes the internet to crash, in turn causing a global market collapse. In the aftermath, a post-apocalyptic version of basketball is invented by James Naismith IV called Hacksketball. West Virginia wins the first championship with ease.
-John Wooden - after chemicals from a Kansas City plant get incorrectly disposed in California, they re-animate the body of John Wooden. Wooden quickly becomes known for his dead stare and taking a bite out of the opposition. Based on his results, KU hires him and he quickly makes the whole fan base into a bunch of mindless zombies (much like today). Coachspeak becomes a series of grunts and growls. After Wooden gets assasinated via shot to the head, KU decides to use the same chemicals on the tomb of Phog Allen and history repeats itself.
-John Connor Frankamp - KU decides to go with another former player, but instead of Conner Frankamp, there is a mistake and they instead hired John Connor Frankamp. They no longer lose recruits due to violations, but now many of their recruits die as collateral damage from the T-1000 attacks aimed at Connor. Eventually Skynet succeeds in destroying Kansas and it is up to Hoiball to save humanity.
The Missouri Militia leader who burned Lawrence to the ground back in the Civil War. I like that guy.
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