How to get revenge on a boss that fired you

[ZombieCyclone]

Let go after employeee consolidation months ago. I have a job now again. How would you LEGALLY get revenge on someone you can't stand?

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Bone their wife.

/thread

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Then bone their daughter and re-open that thread.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Bone their wife.

/thread

Yep, that's it. Or their daughter. Or both.

 

[longtimeclone]

Bone their wife.

/thread

Impregnating her would be better.

 

[IcSyU]

RoundUp a huge **** in their yard like a former coworker of mine did to my former boss?

 

[TheBentStick]

The best revenge would be to work hard, make wise decisions, and become more successful than he/she.

 

[longtimeclone]

Yep, that's it. Or their daughter. Or both.

At the same time?

 

[ruxCYtable]

I've never been fired but I had a boss who made my life hell for several years. I've been gone for six years and I still dream of ways to get back at her. One day I will. It might be tomorrow, it might be several years from now, but somehow, someway I'm going to get back at her. And I'm completely, 100% mentally stable but believe me, this one deserves it.

 

[acrozier22]

Don't do anything. Sometimes management have to make tough decisions. It doesn't mean they are bad people. Individuals that seek revenge on getting laid off are not individuals who are going to be successful in the long run.

Build a bridge and get over it.

 

[Cyfan1843]

Sugar in the gas tank

 

[Clonehomer]

So we're you fired or laid off? If this was a consolidation did he really have a choice or did you make his decision easy by acting immature back then as well?

 

[ISUAgronomist]

RoundUp a huge **** in their yard like a former coworker of mine did to my former boss?

First you must make your outline with a heavy line of borax (in the laundry detergent aisle). Boron toxicity will keep any grass from coming back for a LONG, LONG time.

"Trust me, I'm a scientist"

 

[IcSyU]

First you must make your outline with a heavy line of borax. Boron toxicity will keep any grass from coming back for a LONG, LONG time.

"Trust me, I'm a scientist"

Girlfriend is a doctoral chemistry student. I have a feeling she could cook something up that would kill everything indefinitely.

****, nevermind, that's called supper. :skeptical:

 

[CtownCyclone]

At the same time?

Well duh. Is there any other way?

 

[MLawrence]

At the same time?

Well the OP didn't say he had a million dollars...

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

The best revenge would be to work hard, make wise decisions, and become more successful than he/she.

Don't do anything. Sometimes management have to make tough decisions. It doesn't mean they are bad people. Individuals that seek revenge on getting laid off are not individuals who are going to be successful in the long run.

Build a bridge and get over it.

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[Cyfan1843]

Where would one find Borax?

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Where would one find Borax?

 

[CtownCyclone]

First you must make your outline with a heavy line of borax (in the laundry detergent aisle). Boron toxicity will keep any grass from coming back for a LONG, LONG time.

"Trust me, I'm a scientist"