Here we(I) are(am) now...

[Stewo]

...entertain us(me).



Seriously. I'm bored.

 

[Drizzle]

...entertain us(me).



Seriously. I'm bored.

I feel stupid.. And contagious..

 

[jdoggivjc]

I feel stupid.. And contagious..

 

[Chizit]

A mulatto
An albino
A Mosquito
My libido

 

[jl112481]

I'm sorry, but I am missing the point of this thread.

 

[BryceC]

Are you not entertained?

 

[clintr]

"You can make your own rules!"

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: A.M. Ale

 

[Stewo]

*clap clap clap clap*

 

[Chizit]

I'm sorry, but I am missing the point of this thread.

There is none.

 

[Clones21]

Pog.com <----- There ya go!

 

[Stewo]

I'm sorry, but I am missing the point of this thread.

I'm bored. I asked for entertainment. Don't think about it too much.

 

[djcubby]

ok, joke time...


What do you say to a Hawkeye wearing a suit?


Will the defendant please rise.

 

[Chizit]

Falling Sand Game is the way to go if you're bored. Or the subservient chicken.

 

[Drizzle]

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

 

[Stewo]

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

I lol'd. hahaha

 

[Chizit]

Things to do when you're bored:

Find a Pen and name him Mr. Pen
Cry everytime Mr. Pen commits suicide (falls of table/desk/counter)
Have a funeral for Mr. Pen.

 

[clonerules]

Whenever I get bored I just turn to dancing JCVD.....seriously, it helps!:wink:

 

[cyismydog]

Try
Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game
You won't be disappointed.

 

[djcubby]

Some of these are pretty funny...

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.