Companion joke:Whenever I'm driving with one or both of my daughters and I see a hay bale in a field we're passing, I always say "Hey!" pointing in the direction of it. This of course makes them look in that direction thinking they're going to see something really cool. This joke always ends with them responding, "I hate you."
If one of them says "Well..." before they can finish the thought, tell them "that's a deep subject!"