In a similar vein, Merrill Holden has stuck around Ames...
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So did Merrill get his Masters at Iowa State? If so that would be awesome. Would be glad to see a grad transfer who actually did it to get his masters. Not only that but hey Surly. Suck it. This guy transferred to a better basketball school and now is a proud member of our community. In your world this would never happen. Happy for Holden.
I have a very specific song from N.W.A. running through my mind right now. Sorry Jared.