You're right. In fact, I was scrubbing my kitchen floor, pickup bed and the inside of my boat with bleach the other night thinking the very same thing.
And then, during the search for my pregnant wife who went missing weeks ago, I tried to hook up with my girlfriend, and she acted kind of weird, so I told her I was in Paris.
And then I took $40,000 our of the bank and drove toward the Mexican border, and these nice cops took me for a ride.
I swear, that guy sounds innocent to me.
Just like O.J., man. All us dudes on death row are innocent....