Blazzing Saddles on AMC right now...
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OK, I got a couple more, and I admit got some internet help on.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *****.
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?
Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *****.
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?
Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw]YouTube - Blazing Saddles: "The sheriff is a ..."[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zby1-1ylD0]YouTube - Blazing Saddles - Rape, murder, arson, and rape.[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQs]YouTube - Blazing Saddles, The beginning scene[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrzmbSX1pmo]YouTube - Blazing Saddles - $20 *****[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zby1-1ylD0]YouTube - Blazing Saddles - Rape, murder, arson, and rape.[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQs]YouTube - Blazing Saddles, The beginning scene[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrzmbSX1pmo]YouTube - Blazing Saddles - $20 *****[/ame]
