Becoming a Dad Tonight!

All my labors, the only thing I got mad at my husband about was when he went and got McDonald's and ate it in the room. The grease smell made me want to hurl. Shouldn't be as bad if this was a planned induction, hopefully Mrs. no2 didn't have spaghetti for dinner.

What.A.*******.


(He shoulda went to B Bops)
 
Very exciting. Make sure to bring a sharpie. When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark that only you could recognize and no baby snatcher can ever copy.

Congrats to you good sir.


Or have a 10 pound kid that is twice as big as the rest. Fun part is every generation my family is having smaller babies.
 
If mom falls asleep, don't change the tv station. The nurses will yell at you and tell you what a bad partner you are for doing that. At least they did that to me. So I left and got lunch in the cafeteria. Watching a sleeping wife is not exciting.

The TV in my room wasn't working and they asked if it was okay if a repairmen could come in to the room.

If looks could kill that guy would be dead.
 
A lot of people will tell you how parenting is one of the most difficult things you will ever do. No sleep, no free time, no more sex, constant worrying. Don't listen to them. None of it's true.

Actually...I'm lying. All of its true. It's not too late. Run.
 
Congrats! Best feeling ever when you see your baby for the first time. Keep that in mind if/when **** hits the fan during labor :)
 
I join you in the realm of fatherhood in a couple weeks....although, to my second child. Congrats to you and best of luck! Be sure to say hi to sleep every once in a while.
 
Congrats to the no. 2 family which has hopefully expanded by one now. Hope all goes well and everyone is doing fine. Don't forget CF likes baby pics . :)
 
Congrats to the no. 2 family which has hopefully expanded by one now. Hope all goes well and everyone is doing fine. Don't forget CF likes baby pics . :)

Still at 2 (plus a golden retriever) as of now. Apparently this is a slower process than we were envisioning.