A&M DB assaults someone over tacos

BWRhasnoAC

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If someone goes after my tacos they're lucky to not lose a finger. This guy got off easy.
 

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Seems like a face to face punch out would be more appropriate to a taco fight than a sucker punch from behind. At first read DB to mean douche bag and not defensive back but maybe I was right on the first read? Aggie, though, so.....
 
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Just read a true meme about Hard Shells. Somehow they make them, box them up, ship them in a big truck hundreds of miles, put them on the shelf. Then when I get them home finally and put meat in them they fall apart and basically I eat a taco salad.
 
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VeloClone

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The hit "caused swelling on the man's head". So that could be anywhere from life threatening brain swelling to a goose egg.

Interesting that there is no mention of mason jars in this story.
 

SCyclone

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Seems like a face to face punch out would be more appropriate to a taco fight than a sucker punch from behind. At first read DB to mean douche bag and not defensive back but maybe I was right on the first read? Aggie, though, so.....

Terms are not mutually exclusive.
 

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