Who will be the guest picker?

[Gunnerclone]

I wonder how many calls ESPN made to celebrities.
ESPN: "Would you like to fly to Ames this weekend to be our guest picker?"
Celebrity: "Where?"

I don’t think Iowa fans can talk the geography smack. The Quad Cities aren’t part of “Chicago”.

 

[SolarGarlic]

I wonder how many calls ESPN made to celebrities.
ESPN: "Would you like to fly to Ames this weekend to be our guest picker?"
Celebrity: "Where?"

You've already spent more energy on the subject than ESPN.

 

[SpokaneCY]

I like TA. He does blow like I do blow.

If he would keep off the Trump stuff he'd be kinda fun to party with... But he's an asshat of highest order...

 

[SpokaneCY]

"art films" = porn?

That's what I tell my wife. She thinks I'm getting culture.

 

[FinalFourCy]

I don’t think Iowa fans can talk the geography smack. The Quad Cities aren’t part of “Chicago”.

It’s a clear tell of a Tavernhawk that hasn’t left the state.

One of the best parts of CyHawk is to watch these folks troll away from their local public libraries. You can’t help but feel ******* outstanding about yourself.

 

[TheBentStick]

Jake Johannsen. Funny guy and successful comedian. Born in Iowa City, went to ISU. Had an HBO special and on Letterman over 30 times. He'd represent well, I knew him back in my ISU days. Seems perfect to me.

 

[psychlones]

Jake Johannsen. Funny guy and successful comedian. Born in Iowa City, went to ISU. Had an HBO special and on Letterman over 30 times. He'd represent well, I knew him back in my ISU days. Seems perfect to me.

I literally just thought of him too... love Jake!

 

[CYdTracked]

All I know is they sure as hell better not pick some Hawk douche like Tom Arnold or Ashton Kutcher. If it's one of them I hope they boo the hell out of them from the moment they step foot on stage.

 

[LincolnWay187]

All I know is they sure as hell better not pick some Hawk douche like Tom Arnold or Ashton Kutcher. If it's one of them I hope they boo the hell out of them from the moment they step foot on stage.

I sat on a flight next to Tom between Des Moines and Dallas. Dude has gigantic hands hahaha.

 

[mynameisjonas]

All I know is they sure as hell better not pick some Hawk douche like Tom Arnold or Ashton Kutcher. If it's one of them I hope they boo the hell out of them from the moment they step foot on stage.

If it's one of those two I won't watch.

 

[jcyclonee]

Nawal el Moutawakil would actually make Gameday seem somewhat important and relevant internationally.

 

[CyTwins]

Wasn't McConaughey announced at noon on Thursday last week? Should be getting close to hearing something I would think.

SIAP but I believe they announced it at 8pm CST on Thursday

 

[Krug]

This thread is so sad. Should just have the flyover pick.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Rumors flying in Ames that Mark Charter has a chance if he can polish 50 more knobs by Friday at Noon CT.

 

[Cyclone.TV]

Rumors flying in Ames that Mark Charter has a chance if he can polish 50 more knobs by Friday at Noon CT.

Mark sure does know how to please his clients.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

And listen, I love Ashton Kutcher, but the dude grew up in eastern Iowa and I believe attended Iowa for a bit as well. Of course he's an Iowa fan. It's not like there's a random A list celebrity with no ties to Iowa who's a huge Hawk fan.

You are correct, Ashton is an Iowa drop out.

 

[rudiskilz]

I want David montgomery! make it happen!

 

[Dandy]

We will probably end up with a totally arbitrary guest picker based on this chart I found this morning.

View attachment 66639 The TBD was Bryce Harper, and the article mentioned it was a stretch with his wife being a former athlete at OSU. If we don't want to have a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we should hope for Kevin Costner, similar to the Tim Matheson pick for Oregon. Otherwise, look out for Blake Shelton, OneRepublic, Lil Nas X, or Jerry Springer?

I think we're going to get a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Clonefan32]

I would get a kick out of seeing Kutcher or Tom Arnold boo'd.

 

[Dandy]

I want David montgomery! make it happen!

He'll be working in Denver.