Would you take a non lethal gunshot to the thigh in exchange for an Iowa State national championship

[jcyclonee]

Is this a deal with the devil thing where we win a championship and I’m alive but in a vegetative state that I won’t recover from? I hate the devil.

 

[NorthCyd]

This seems like a no brainer bring on the next level questions.

 

[baller21]

We talking a 22 or a 12 gauge slug?

 

[MeanDean]

No deal. I need to know the day/year so I can be sure to get good tickets. I have to BE THERE!

Also, make boo-coo bucks betting on those ever-so-long odds on THAT happening!

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I feel like we have enough volunteers, so I will gladly shoot several of you for a national championship.

Hell, I'd pistol-whip a few of you for a Clone cone.

 

[Acylum]

I laugh at pain. As long as I'm not the one experiencing it.

 

[madguy30]

In the running for dumbest thread of the year.

Not by a long shot. Basketball season had some gems.

 

[madguy30]

I feel like we have enough volunteers, so I will gladly shoot several of you for a national championship.

Hell, I'd pistol-whip a few of you for a Clone cone.

 

[rochclone]

I would take a single gunshot for football and multiple gunshots for men’s basketball.

 

[CyGuy5]

Sport of my choice? Maybe. But not for XC or wrestling or something like that.

It would be sport of your choice

 

[madguy30]

There would have to be some sort of cool scar from it.

And what kind of gun?

Back in the middle school days we'd have bb gun wars...I've likely been shot in the thigh technically.

No titles.

 

[TOFB4ISU]

I think a NC in any major sport (mens FB, BB, womens BB) would fundamentally change us so no. I would like to see what happens but not for a giant hole in my leg.

 

[cyfanatic13]

I would give one of my legs for multiple championships in both sports in my lifetime. Maybe. I don't know

 

[ruxCYtable]

Absolutely.

 

[michaelrr1]

Anyone answering No has forgotten all the unwillingly kicks to the groin the fan base has taken for a lot worse results.

 

[Peter]

Not my thigh, but the thigh of other CF posters, sure. Yes, they may be hurt, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

@Cyched has bravely volunteered so we can all enjoy a NT. Legend.

 

[cyclonedave25]

For MBB or football, yes, but only if I had no permanent damage and made a full recovery.

 

[besserheimerphat]

 

[demoncore1031]

Pain is my friend. Used to stick nails through my eyebrows just for fun. A gunshot is nothing. Bring it on.

 

[nfrine]

Would this be like getting a tattoo on your belly?