2 Million Dollars Won in Urbandale

[Isualum13]

Someone bought a lottery ticket that's now worth 2 million dollars in Urbandale.

Which of you was it?

 

[cyclone101]

It was me.

 

[BCClone]

We know its not capital city guy, he hates the suburbs.

 

[Sigmapolis]

I am Spartacus.

 

[Isualum13]

It was me.

I dont know if you know me, but your great great grandfather had an affair with my great great grand mother. They had a love child who had a kid, who had a kid, who had me. I want money

 

[cyclone101]

I dont know if you know me, but your great great grandfather had an affair with my great great grand mother. They had a love child who had a kid, who had a kid, who had me. I want money

Can't. I already spent it all and ruined my life. Sorry.

 

[Isualum13]

Can't. I already spent it all and ruined my life. Sorry.

****.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

It was me, and I'd go buy all the extra football helmets but they'll only allow me to buy one.

 

[Cycsk]

My accountant's office is in Urbandale!

 

[VeloClone]

Maybe its my in-laws.

 

[SCyclone]

I knew a guy once who worked with another guy whose wife was from Urbandale. Maybe I can get some of it, too!