Roundup of my favorite CF posts & quips from February. In some cases, comments are edited for clarity or brevity.
If anyone encountered amusements I didn’t include, add it to the thread.
First two are from late-January, after I posted that monthly roundup.
From the thread: Friday ‘V’: What you hate about Super Bowl
@VeloClone: People want you to come to their parties, but would rather talk than watch the game. I don't mind a little chit-chat, but I don't want to talk about how much you hate your boss when it is 3rd and goal from the 2.
@dirtyninety: Kissing the Lombardi trophy...do something original…like floss with it.
From the thread: If you were a pizza … (would you eat yourself?)
@MLawrence: I know I would. Heck, I would go back for seconds.
(*thread title not recorded*)
@ClonesTwenty1: Huggins seems like someone who more likely uses heroin.
From the thread: ***Official Texas vs. #20 Iowa State GameDay***
@CySmurf: I've seen worse starts...my car this week, for instance.
From the thread: ISU 1-point favorite vs. OU
@bosco: Picked the wrong week to quit black tar heroin.
From the thread: ***Official Iowa State vs. Oklahoma Game Day Thread***
@coolerifyoudid: In a clinical study, two out of two horses hate Boomer Sooner.
@SwirlyBird: What the f*** is a rock fight?
@cyrocksmypants: A fight involving rocks.
From the thread: What happened to UNI?
@CascadeClone: It's a great time, like a bachelor party for 3 days. Lots of booze, gambling and basketball. … Some years, one of the guys clears out his wife and kids and we trash his place. We look forward to it every year, its a blast.
@BCClone: You share hookers or get your own?
From the thread: Official TCU postgame thread.
@chuckd4735: What the hell did you want the crowd to cheer? We were horrible today. Literally nothing to cheer about.
@Cycl1: What, you aren't a fan of watching multiple 10-point runs with no timeouts, dribbling into double and triple teams, lazy passes, dribbling the ball off our feet, not boxing out and giving up a clear drive to the hoop for like the 5th layup in a row?
From the thread: What are you eating for Valentine’s Day?
@BoxsterCy: (I bought) a raspberry cheesecake dessert for myself. Going to pretend my imaginary GF Monique bought it for me. She's French, you know.
From the thread: Friday OT: Con Jobs
@BCClone: When I was in my early/mid 20s, I had a good job and decent savings. A woman came along and conned me into this thing called marriage. I'm still getting taken for everything I have.
From the thread: Monday OT: Which president are you?
@Macloney: I got Andrew Johnson. Apparently, he was "white trash." If fireworks, Busch Light and being awesome make me white trash, I'll take it.
From the thread: Mid-season let’s try again (Big 12 awards)
@CyTwins: CyTwins: Take out Brown or Wade and put in Mason and you are probably right
@surly: Brown will put Mason in a jar Saturday.
** Editor’s note: surly’s first appearance in my top-posts series **
From the thread: Friday OT: Pull the trigger
@CtownCyclone: So you're a masochist, then.
@Entropy: It’s a terrible addiction.
One of mine, included based on “Funny” button response.
From the thread: Zion Williamson possibly could sue Nike
cyclones500: Either he'll put his foot down and sue, or wait for the other shoe to drop.
If anyone encountered amusements I didn’t include, add it to the thread.
First two are from late-January, after I posted that monthly roundup.
From the thread: Friday ‘V’: What you hate about Super Bowl
@VeloClone: People want you to come to their parties, but would rather talk than watch the game. I don't mind a little chit-chat, but I don't want to talk about how much you hate your boss when it is 3rd and goal from the 2.
@dirtyninety: Kissing the Lombardi trophy...do something original…like floss with it.
From the thread: If you were a pizza … (would you eat yourself?)
@MLawrence: I know I would. Heck, I would go back for seconds.
(*thread title not recorded*)
@ClonesTwenty1: Huggins seems like someone who more likely uses heroin.
From the thread: ***Official Texas vs. #20 Iowa State GameDay***
@CySmurf: I've seen worse starts...my car this week, for instance.
From the thread: ISU 1-point favorite vs. OU
@bosco: Picked the wrong week to quit black tar heroin.
From the thread: ***Official Iowa State vs. Oklahoma Game Day Thread***
@coolerifyoudid: In a clinical study, two out of two horses hate Boomer Sooner.
@SwirlyBird: What the f*** is a rock fight?
@cyrocksmypants: A fight involving rocks.
From the thread: What happened to UNI?
@CascadeClone: It's a great time, like a bachelor party for 3 days. Lots of booze, gambling and basketball. … Some years, one of the guys clears out his wife and kids and we trash his place. We look forward to it every year, its a blast.
@BCClone: You share hookers or get your own?
From the thread: Official TCU postgame thread.
@chuckd4735: What the hell did you want the crowd to cheer? We were horrible today. Literally nothing to cheer about.
@Cycl1: What, you aren't a fan of watching multiple 10-point runs with no timeouts, dribbling into double and triple teams, lazy passes, dribbling the ball off our feet, not boxing out and giving up a clear drive to the hoop for like the 5th layup in a row?
From the thread: What are you eating for Valentine’s Day?
@BoxsterCy: (I bought) a raspberry cheesecake dessert for myself. Going to pretend my imaginary GF Monique bought it for me. She's French, you know.
From the thread: Friday OT: Con Jobs
@BCClone: When I was in my early/mid 20s, I had a good job and decent savings. A woman came along and conned me into this thing called marriage. I'm still getting taken for everything I have.
From the thread: Monday OT: Which president are you?
@Macloney: I got Andrew Johnson. Apparently, he was "white trash." If fireworks, Busch Light and being awesome make me white trash, I'll take it.
From the thread: Mid-season let’s try again (Big 12 awards)
@CyTwins: CyTwins: Take out Brown or Wade and put in Mason and you are probably right
@surly: Brown will put Mason in a jar Saturday.
** Editor’s note: surly’s first appearance in my top-posts series **
From the thread: Friday OT: Pull the trigger
@CtownCyclone: So you're a masochist, then.
@Entropy: It’s a terrible addiction.
One of mine, included based on “Funny” button response.
From the thread: Zion Williamson possibly could sue Nike
cyclones500: Either he'll put his foot down and sue, or wait for the other shoe to drop.
