I have a large dog, and was buying a large bag of dog food at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the
last time. But I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking
my *** and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going
to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
Life is short. laugh uncontrollably, it's good for you!
and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the
last time. But I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking
my *** and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going
to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
Life is short. laugh uncontrollably, it's good for you!
