Don't want to derail this thread as this is worthy of it's own, but why didn't the Doc switch you to a wash cloth and a bar of soap? I've never done the survey but know several including myself that don't use antiperspirants and opt for daily hygiene instead. The human body isn't perfect but i don't think it was designed to handle all the things we try to do to it. Besides the obvious abuses like cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol, coating it with sprays, roll-ons, powders and scents was probably not in the fine print that came with the original instructions. I will agree that some women appeal to me more if they touch up the edges with some makeup, but leave the trowel in the drawer when applying.