Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

[Cyclonestate78]

Pun intended?

Prematurely I am sure. :twitcy:

 

[Irresponsible]

Guess everyone has problems. Someone once said show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you the dude that is tired of having sex with her.

Signed,
Tiger Woods

 

[Kitkat]

You haven't seen his wife

Right, and we don't know what she means by "performance" either. Could be she wants it while swinging from the chandelier.

 

[Wesley]

and the opportunity came, and came and came and came

Fixed it for you. Charley S says hi.

 

[Wesley]

Right, and we don't know what she means by "performance" either. Could be she wants it while swinging from the chandelier.

He should have brought his buddies over for cards and see what happened.

 

[Palmer]

Greatest thread ever. Hahaha!

 

[rich4cy]

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...=1t:429,r:8,s:35&tx=83&ty=83&biw=1024&bih=575


If I had to guess what she looks like it would be this

 

[mmiille]

Google Image Result for http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/scary%20(6).jpg


If I had to guess what she looks like it would be this

You guys make fun, but it is a cross some of us have to bear.

 

[Wesley]

You guys make fun, but it is a cross some of us have to bear.

You are quite rare then. Bear your cross in silence please.

 

[fanaticagain]

Right, and we don't know what she means by "performance" either. Could be she wants it while swinging from the chandelier.

And the problem with that would be...?

 

[Wesley]

And the problem with that would be...?

It would have to be a soft-edged, strong chandelier

 

[mmiille]

You are quite rare then. Bear your cross in silence please.

An old man went to the confessional and told the priest, " I'm 92 years old and I just had sex with a 20 year old girl." He said, " I'm going to give you your pennance." He said, "I'm not catholic!" The priest asked, "Why are you telling me?" He said, "I'm telling everyone!"

 

[alarson]

You haven't seen his wife

 

[Cyclonepride]

And then we have this........(sensitive people beware)

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

:err:

 

[redrocker]

And then we have this........(sensitive people beware)

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

:err:

OMG! That was great. I have never heard my wife say that.:sad:

 

[redrocker]

That is a dude.

 

[simply1]

OMG! That was great. I have never heard my wife say that.:sad:

That was not great, made me a little Ill.