Where's Pole Assassin?

[JayV]

I've asked every lady in burnt orange if she's Pole Assassin. So far they (or their husbands) deny it. Maybe she'll be the next one...

 

[TXCyclones]

Up next on the center stage...

 

[everyyard]

You won’t find her because she’s been at our tailgate since before noon and we aren’t out of 1’s yet.

 

[Kaner04]

You won’t find her because she’s been at our tailgate since before noon and we aren’t out of 1’s yet.

Did she bring the monkey?

 

[everyyard]

Did she bring the monkey?

Not sure, but she’s been a complete professional with all of ours.

 

[Rabbuk]

You won’t find her because she’s been at our tailgate since before noon and we aren’t out of 1’s yet.

One of you guys just refilling up the garbage bag?

 

[ISUCHIEF]

Mods, please change title to “Whar Pole Assassin”

 

[Triggermv]

 

[JP4CY]

@ChrisMWilliams

 

[JP4CY]

 

[scyclonekid]

Not sure, but she’s been a complete professional with all of ours.

So a Texas schlonghorn?

 

[clone52]

Did anyone catch the woman with the monkey in the stands and the TV announcer saying "Texas wants to strip down and start over."

 

[farm85]

Did anyone catch the woman with the monkey in the stands and the TV announcer saying "Texas wants to strip down and start over."

 

[Bipolarcy]

Did she bring the monkey?

No, but I saw a woman in the stands with an Iowa State shirt on waving a stuffed monkey wearing a longhorn shirt

 

[Spanky]

"Does your minkey bite?"

"No"

CHOMP-BITE-CHOMP-BITE

"I thought you said he doesn't bite!"

"That's not my minkey"

 

[farm85]

 

[RonBurgundy]

Disapointed no video.

 

[cyphoon]

 

[cyfan21]

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Lol I was a couple of rows behind her. She pissed off a lot of texas fans haha.

 

[JM4CY]

Lol I was a couple of rows behind her. She pissed off a lot of texas fans haha.

Go on….