What would you get CF for Christmas?

[NWICY]

What's the over/under on how many times Blum has ever worn a Tux. 1.5?

I'd take the over. Weddings and such.

 

[NWICY]

Thank you!

23 post in and finally the CF staple! Is it possible that we are maturing as a fan base?

That would be sad.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Yoga pants. Ukrainian mail order brides. Cheap, high quality jerseys.

 

[CloneLawman]

Yoga pants. Ukrainian mail order brides. Cheap, high quality jerseys.

Slow pitch softballs!

 

[RING4CY]

CW gets a unicycle and a set of breakable bowls.

 

[ClonerJams]

Cheap, high quality jerseys

 

[nrg4isu]

CFerg gets cyclone matchbox car

 

[bsaltyman]

A nice bottle of bourbon. Something they can sip on after ISU wins the Big 12 and makes the FF this season.

 

[jmb]

Brent Blum gets a monocle and a top hat

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I would love to give him an unlimited NIL budget.

 

[nrg4isu]

Jacqueline gets a remote controlled miniature Iowa State blimp with a gopro attached.

 

[nrg4isu]

Aiden gets a mechanical bull. And a pack of Junior Mints.

 

[Cyched]

I would love to give him an unlimited NIL budget.

I’ll buy him some scratchers

 

[Jer]

I thing at some point we're going to need to bring back the limited edition Cyclone Fanatic thong that used to be for sale, maybe with some styling updates.

 

[Pope]

I'm thinking CW needs a pair of nuts to hang from his CycloneFanatic pickup truck or maybe those naked lady mud flaps. Perfect for a guy who loves sprint car racing, country music, pro wrestling, whiskey, and southern Iowa.

 

[nrg4isu]

country music

Yeah, but he doesn't like douche country.