Rock Chalk Jayhawk spoofs...

[ColoradoClone]

I've heard a few already, and thought it would be fun to hear more spoofs of the Rock Chalk Jayhawk chant you'd like to hear if ISU won Saturday...

PG chants would be best, but let 'em fly...

 

[AirWalke]

I think it'd be great for CA to hand out hard-bound books at the game, or ask students to bring their textbook of choice just so we can smack ourselves in the head Monty Python style.

"Roocccckkk Challllk.... Jaaaayyyhawwwwk.... KKKKKKKUUUUUU.... ::smack::"

 

[chuckd4735]

Acctually, we were talking about this at work today, something we could chant if we beat them. The best one I heard was

Cy-clone, you got owned, I-S-U

 

[zdorr40]

"Shuuuut the hell uuuuuup, KU"

Or replace hell with f-bombs or whatever seems pleasant.

 

[ColoradoClone]

Along those lines...


Youuuu Gottt Owned By... Cyyyy Cloooonnnnneeeesss

 

[SVT]

We rocked the Jayhawks, I-S-U

 

[HGPuck]

If we win I want to hear Cyclone Power like we do at the end of most wins. Not to rain on anyones parade but I just think that we are giving them a sense of entitlement if it is all about them. If we want to be one of the big dogs we need to act like one. However, I hate their chant as much as anyone and would laugh if I heard a mocking one in hilton, maybe if it was after the horn has sounded idk

 

[zdorr40]

If we win I want to hear Cyclone Power like we do at the end of most wins. Not to rain on anyones parade but I just think that we are giving them a sense of entitlement if it is all about them. If we want to be one of the big dogs we need to act like one. However, I hate their chant as much as anyone and would laugh if I heard a mocking one in hilton, maybe if it was after the horn has sounded idk

I see your point, but they desparately need to be mocked. Some of the best smack I ever saw was about 10 years ago when Florida State went into UNC in football and got beat down by the Heels. I believe it was when Mack Brown was there. The whole student section was doing the tomahawk chop. It was great. In much the same way, I'd love to see KU get brought down a level.

 

[dbronco7sc]

If they get a shot clock violation... "Tick Tock... Shot Clock

 

[dbronco7sc]

Or if Brock get's a three... "Rock Chalk... Three for Brock"

 

[dbronco7sc]

After a block... "Rock Chalk... Cyclone Block"

 

[dbronco7sc]

And after the Jayhawk's travel... "Rock Chalk... Jaywalk!"

 

[dbronco7sc]

And after the win... "Clock's Locked... Jay's Flock home!"

 

[Prone2Clone]

"Shuuuut the hell uuuuuup, KU"

I like this one! Has to be four single-syllable words and then "KU" to match.

This would be a riot.

The only time I went to a game in Allen Fieldhouse, we won. So I didn't have to listen to that frickin' chant.

"Rock Chalk...Jayhawk...P.U." is always a fall-back.

 

[zdorr40]

"Youuuuuuu just got rocked, KU"

"Iiiiiiiiiowa Staaaaaaaaate Cy-clones!"

 

[IsUaClone2]

Rock chalk...can't talk.

Knock knock...baby talk.

Talk talk...take a walk.

Rock chalk...jaybird er jaywalk er gay hawk er whatever.

 

[SVT]

I remember a few years back on ESPN's Big Monday (2002 or so) when they beat us by like 31 in Hilton and all the State fans left early. I had to sit there listening to the KU fans do their chant in our place. Win or Lose, we can't let that happen again.

 

[amyk33]

If we win I want to hear Cyclone Power like we do at the end of most wins. Not to rain on anyones parade but I just think that we are giving them a sense of entitlement if it is all about them. If we want to be one of the big dogs we need to act like one. However, I hate their chant as much as anyone and would laugh if I heard a mocking one in hilton, maybe if it was after the horn has sounded idk

Very classy. I like it.

CYCLONE! POWER!

 

[sodakjoe]

How about a Hilton Magic Chant?

 

[mt85]

I'll give it a shot.

Mock Jocks from K U.