Random thoughts thread

[ImJustKCClone]

Excuses, excuses. I'll send you a scrub brush.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Yeah, that first shot...no predicting it.

If you can't aim...start sitting!

 

[cmjh10]

Plus, if you've got something's of....human nature going on, maybe in the morning....it can even split into two streams. We can be held responsible for that.

Two streams is the worst...

 

[cmjh10]

If you can't aim...start sitting!

YOU SIT WHEN YOU PEE, YOU SIT WHEN YOU PEE!!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If you can't aim...start sitting!

Yeah, that's pretty much impossible to do in cases like in the morning, when nature takes over....

 

[00clone]

Excuses, excuses. I'll send you a scrub brush.

Scrub brush?!?!?!?! What the heck do you think we got married for?

 

[cyrevkah]

I just cooked pinto beans and pureed most of them..... they really reallly ​smell. I hope she eats them......

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Scrub brush?!?!?!?! What the heck do you think we got married for?

You DO realize I have stalked you and can send this to your wife, right?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I just cooked pinto beans and pureed most of them..... they really reallly ​smell. I hope she eats them......

She wouldn't eat the ones I make...Texas style with tobasco, chili powder, garlic powder, chopped onions, cayenne pepper, black pepper, bay leaves....MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm. Eat to much though, and it's like a colonoscopy prep.

 

[00clone]

You DO realize I have stalked you and can send this to your wife, right?

I'm not the one who posted my name...you're slipping, granny.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm not the one who posted my name...you're slipping, granny.

Didn't say you were. Doesn't mean I haven't stalked you, sonny boy.

 

[00clone]

Didn't say you were. Doesn't mean I haven't stalked you, sonny boy.

Here's KC trying to recover that one:

 

[coolerifyoudid]

This is all a little too cohesive for a random thoughts thread.

You know what?

I like peaches. There. I said it.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Here's KC trying to recover that one:

No recovery necessary. I'm not so think as you dumb I am.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

And I don't like peaches. At least not the ones you can get here.

I like sushi.

 

[cmjh10]

My gf thinks shakes and malts are the same thing...

 

[kilroy]

YOU SIT WHEN YOU PEE, YOU SIT WHEN YOU PEE!!

Is this part of the pee pie song?

 

[cowgirl836]

Is this part of the pee pie song?

it's the bridge

 

[cyrocksmypants]

My gf thinks shakes and malts are the same thing...

Yeah, because a description for Whoppers is shaked milk balls?! God I hope you shamed her for that.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

And I don't like peaches. At least not the ones you can get here.

I like sushi.

Do you like real sushi? Because California Rolls aren't sushi.