Random thoughts thread

[rhino3382]

Here's a thread to post some of the random things you think about during the day

When driving down the road you see vehicles that say do not follow into a work area. Do people actually follow these into a work area?

 

[iacyguy]

Does God even know we exist???








Really though… Does my right pinky toe look different then my left pinky toe because i stub my right pinky toe often?

 

[CloneinWDSM]

How is there not a pill that completely eliminates hangover?

 

[MaccloNe]

Can Fred get any dreamier?

 

[Cyclonin]

Why do people say "Life is short?"

It is the longest thing any single being actually does.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

If one is bigger than two and two bigger than three, then math is a lie...

 

[bigdaddykane]

can school just be over

 

[CEcyclone]

ears and noses look weird.

 

[CarlHungus]

Not everyone driving a truck or minivan is a ****** driver, but every ****** driver I usually see is driving a truck or minivan

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

 

[ISpyCy]

The speed limit is 45....4-5....why must you go 30?! I'm not in a hurry or anything, but it's a little perturbing that you have to drive so slow on a major arterial stretch of road.

 

[cyclone101]

When I see a quality post on this board, the first thing I do is look at the poster's likes given to received ratio. If you've received 200 likes but given 6... I'm probably not liking your comment, not matter how good/hilarious it is. I like to call it the "like discrimination affect".

I know, I know, it's junior high af but it's what I do.

 

[ameslurker]

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and he's also carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

 

[Cydar]

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

 

[bigdaddykane]

Would you rather die of hunger or thirst?

 

[bigdaddykane]

would you rather never have a beer again or never have sex again?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Why do people say "Life is short?"

It is the longest thing any single being actually does.

Wait till you're 50

How come when facebook suggests pages I should "like", a lot of the time Traci Lords is at the top of the list?

 

[Farnsworth]

would you rather never have a beer again or never have sex again?

My gf asked me last night if I rather have a bj or ice cream cake and I had to think about it.

 

[EnhancedFujita]

If they can grow meat in a lab could a vegetarian/vegan eat it?

Furthermore, if they can grow meat in a lab, they could grow human meat in a lab, and would eating it make you a cannibal?

 

[CyArob]

Is summer shandy lemonade with beer or beer with lemonade?