Random thoughts thread

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  1. rhino3382

    rhino3382 Member

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    Here's a thread to post some of the random things you think about during the day

    When driving down the road you see vehicles that say do not follow into a work area. Do people actually follow these into a work area?
     
  2. iacyguy

    iacyguy Well-Known Member

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    Does God even know we exist???








    Really though… Does my right pinky toe look different then my left pinky toe because i stub my right pinky toe often?
     
  3. CloneinWDSM

    CloneinWDSM Well-Known Member

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    How is there not a pill that completely eliminates hangover?
     
  4. MaccloNe

    MaccloNe Well-Known Member

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    Can Fred get any dreamier?
     
  5. Cyclonin

    Cyclonin Well-Known Member

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    Why do people say "Life is short?"

    It is the longest thing any single being actually does.
     
  6. BWRhasnoAC

    BWRhasnoAC Well-Known Member

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    If one is bigger than two and two bigger than three, then math is a lie...
     
  7. bigdaddykane

    bigdaddykane Active Member

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    can school just be over
     
  8. CEcyclone

    CEcyclone Member

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    ears and noses look weird.
     
  9. CarlHungus

    CarlHungus Well-Known Member

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    Not everyone driving a truck or minivan is a ****** driver, but every ****** driver I usually see is driving a truck or minivan
     
  10. WhatchaGonnaDo

    WhatchaGonnaDo Well-Known Member

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    How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
     
  11. ISpyCy

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    The speed limit is 45....4-5....why must you go 30?! I'm not in a hurry or anything, but it's a little perturbing that you have to drive so slow on a major arterial stretch of road.
     
  12. cyclone101

    cyclone101 Well-Known Member

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    When I see a quality post on this board, the first thing I do is look at the poster's likes given to received ratio. If you've received 200 likes but given 6... I'm probably not liking your comment, not matter how good/hilarious it is. I like to call it the "like discrimination affect".

    I know, I know, it's junior high af but it's what I do.
     
  13. ameslurker

    ameslurker Active Member

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    "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and he's also carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
     
  14. Cydar

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    And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
    And you may find yourself in another part of the world
    And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
    And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
    And you may ask yourself
    Well...How did I get here?
     
  15. bigdaddykane

    bigdaddykane Active Member

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    Would you rather die of hunger or thirst?
     
  16. bigdaddykane

    bigdaddykane Active Member

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    would you rather never have a beer again or never have sex again?
     
  17. Cyclones_R_GR8

    Cyclones_R_GR8 Well-Known Member

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    Wait till you're 50

    How come when facebook suggests pages I should "like", a lot of the time Traci Lords is at the top of the list?
     
  18. Farnsworth

    Farnsworth Well-Known Member

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    My gf asked me last night if I rather have a bj or ice cream cake and I had to think about it.
     
  19. EnhancedFujita

    EnhancedFujita Well-Known Member

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    If they can grow meat in a lab could a vegetarian/vegan eat it?

    Furthermore, if they can grow meat in a lab, they could grow human meat in a lab, and would eating it make you a cannibal?
     
  20. CyArob

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    Is summer shandy lemonade with beer or beer with lemonade?
     

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