Phucking commies....This is 'merica, we measure our weenises in inches, our indoor sports in feet, our outdoor sports in yards, and our motorsports in miles per hour. Have you ever heard of a nice 3 yarder for a jumpshot, or a nice 180 incher? No, it's a nice 15 footer. Ever heard of a receiver running a tight 45 foot out route? No, it's a 15 yard pattern. As for MPH, I have it on good authority that the kilometer was created solely for the purpose of making the pansy european cars seem faster. "Hey good chap, I gave her all she took and broke 100 today" MPH? No, KPH...which I think is somewhere around 13 MPH. I might be wrong, though, because I've had a few 12 oz beers, rather than those stupid european 350 mL bottles, where you're basically getting screwed out of .2 ounces of beer.
And I know, you aren't using the metric system, but gawddamit, you might as well be, if you're measuring golf distances in feet, for chrissakes.
<hitches up his pants, spits on the floor, heads to bed with a Lee Greenwood song in his head>