Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

[CloneAggie]

Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record - Salt Lake Tribune

The Guinness World Record for longest fingernails was broken Wednesday, so to speak. The fingernails Salt Lake City resident Lee Redmond has been growing since 1979 were broken off in a four-car pileup Wednesday in Holladay, said Salt Lake County sheriff's spokesman Don Hutson.

Some of the comments for the story are kind of funny. One said: "Now she can finally wipe her own butt...first time since 79...she should check and see if thats another Guiness Record!"

 

[brianhos]

Wow, that is disgusting.

 

[Cycofan1]

she's weird

Im

 

[Cycofan1]

Im going to go cut my fingernails now

 

[cmoneyr]

She's hot.

 

[Stewo]

What a wasted life. When she gets to the pearly gates and she's asked why she should be allowed in, is she going to tell them that she did nothing and was too lazy to cut her finger nails? Is she going to donate the broken nails to charity or something? I mean, she worked so hard to do nothing for 30 years so she didn't break her freakshow fingernails.

 

[MrGreg]

Wow, that's hot :yes:

 

[CyTom]

She kind of reminds me of the witch in Army of Darkness "Yo, she-*****! Let's Go!