Of the candy variety that frequent hospitals?
Another confession. I suck a spelling. If spell checker doesn't underline it I am bound to spell it wrong
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Another confession. I suck a spelling. If spell checker doesn't underline it I am bound to spell it wrong
I hate my job....on Tuesday I got the chance to walk in and give my two weeks notice as I got a new, much better and higher paying job. My boss was shocked and has no idea what to do...I was/am in heaven.
I was thinking the same damn thing! Usually I'm busting a gut and handing out rep left and right. Today...
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Today I went to take a **** and I forgot to move my cape before I sat on the throne; so now I have been walking around my super star destroyer all day with a soaking wet cape slopped up against my backside... I sensed two stormtroopers snickering at me behind my back when I was in the bridge, so I turned around and choked those sons of *******... Can't wait to get to the weekend and hit it up with my pal Lando in Cloud City
I confess: I feel bad beating Cyguytillidie so bad at Haxball, but then again - he sorta reminds me of my little brother that is fun to pick on but you still like him.
EDIT: I think you can add cycash and vikes to that group as well.
EDIT: I think you can add cycash and vikes to that group as well.
A lot of people blew their wads... heh... during the first few weeks of confessions threads. I'm doing my best to contribute what I can this week. We all just have to think up more stories to tell from college. Those are usually good.
Heck, last week half of my confessions were from William Shatner SECRETS (and one from Gweneth Paltrow SECRETS).
I'm dissapointed that noone seemed to catch on though.
I must spread the Rep around before giving it to TheDarkLord again.
Good job on force choaking those SOBs. They have no business snickering.
Oh yeah, I've always wondered if there were any independent contractors used on the Death Stars.
Nah, I've never been very good at hitting Womp Rats.
I figure with my accuracy it's Storm Trooper or nothing.
I've been trolling Baylor fans all day.
I ******* hate Baylor. Biggest ****** bags in the league. I still hate them mostly due to a crappy time tailgating down there a few years back, but as they continue to have success and keep drawing pathetic crowds, it just enrages me. They have these great teams and couldn't care less. They don't deserve it.
I ******* hate Baylor. Biggest ****** bags in the league. I still hate them mostly due to a crappy time tailgating down there a few years back, but as they continue to have success and keep drawing pathetic crowds, it just enrages me. They have these great teams and couldn't care less. They don't deserve it.
Alright, I'll try to help.
After my sophomore year I transferred from CSU to Iowa. I moved back to be closer to a girl (my now wife) and she basically said she wanted to be with someone else. So I went into a downward spiral of bar binges and taking home anything and everything. The last one was when I knew I had to quit.
We were upstairs at Jakes and it was bar close. Hadn't talked to this girl all night, and I still couldn't tell you her name or what she looked like - friends said she was a 6'er. Not surprising. We went back to her place and went to her room. Started fooling around. My pants were thrown to the floor in a drunken rage, I'm sure. Well about 5 minutes into it she says she needs to go to the bathroom. Fine. She comes back out, she gives another BJ...all is well. She hears a noise in the other room and tells me to hold on. She then precedes to leave me in her room.
I wait....I wait some more...I can hear her talking to another girl but in a little bit that stops. I then wait more. Nothing. I get up, find my pants and luckily check for my wallet as it had slid under the bed. Go sit on her computer for a second - still nothing. I go out of the room and look around - nothing. I go back and sit down and grab my hat and stuff. At this point I'm pretty ******. As I'm sitting at her computer desk I look down and notice an Ipod just sitting there. I shove it in my pocket and book it out of there. Walked home in about 15 degree weather. Loaded up that Ipod, got rid of all the music and used it for 3 years straight.
Always felt pretty bad about that. They were decently expensive at the time and she probably didn't deserve that. That kind of made me realize I need to stop drinking so much.
After my sophomore year I transferred from CSU to Iowa. I moved back to be closer to a girl (my now wife) and she basically said she wanted to be with someone else. So I went into a downward spiral of bar binges and taking home anything and everything. The last one was when I knew I had to quit.
We were upstairs at Jakes and it was bar close. Hadn't talked to this girl all night, and I still couldn't tell you her name or what she looked like - friends said she was a 6'er. Not surprising. We went back to her place and went to her room. Started fooling around. My pants were thrown to the floor in a drunken rage, I'm sure. Well about 5 minutes into it she says she needs to go to the bathroom. Fine. She comes back out, she gives another BJ...all is well. She hears a noise in the other room and tells me to hold on. She then precedes to leave me in her room.
I wait....I wait some more...I can hear her talking to another girl but in a little bit that stops. I then wait more. Nothing. I get up, find my pants and luckily check for my wallet as it had slid under the bed. Go sit on her computer for a second - still nothing. I go out of the room and look around - nothing. I go back and sit down and grab my hat and stuff. At this point I'm pretty ******. As I'm sitting at her computer desk I look down and notice an Ipod just sitting there. I shove it in my pocket and book it out of there. Walked home in about 15 degree weather. Loaded up that Ipod, got rid of all the music and used it for 3 years straight.
Always felt pretty bad about that. They were decently expensive at the time and she probably didn't deserve that. That kind of made me realize I need to stop drinking so much.
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