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***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

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KnappShack said:
I spent so much time on the road for work that I started to think Dog the bounty hunter's wife was hella sexy....

and I still do. Once Beth gets in your blood there's no shaking her out of there
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GETUM LELAND!
 
Cyclonin said:
Completely agreed, and I don't really think its ever been spoken of... They are both groomsmen in my wedding and I am sure it will be brought up during the bachelor party.

I will report back as soon as I find out.
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For Gawd's sake don't let them steal your wife during the reception.
 
So back when I was in my early 20s, my buddies and I were out on the town bar hoppin. Well one of the last bars we stop at was the piano bar lounge in Cedar Rapids. The bar was slam packed, so I decided to cut between these 2 ladies, asking if it was ok to cut in between to order a couple drinks. The one said sure, no problem. So we get our drinks and im carrying on conversation with these ladies(both in there early 40s). One was this hot milf and the other one was ok but nothing to brag about. So I proceed to finish my drink and before I could order another, the milf asks "hey cutie you wanna go with us to another bar"? So I without thinking said "sure"! So we proceed to head to a bar called Rumors for a drink, before heading to her friends place. We get to her friends place, we all get a beer and head to the basement, which I soon find out to be her friends love palace. So before I finish my brew im on her friends bed handcuffed to the bedframe. At this point im thinking "what the **** did I get myself into"?! So her friend starts taking my jeans off but leaves on my boxers. She gets out this massage oil and starts rubbing down my whole body. I was starting to think that I had no chance with the milf. So after about 5 minutes of rub down, the milf walks in and gets on the the bed with us. The milfs friend proceeds to uncuff me from the bed, and I proceed to have my fun with this hottie. By far the craziest nights I have ever had to date and will never forget it. I did even have a couple more play dates with this lady as she was going through a divorce and I think was going through a mid life crisis.
 
cyhiphopp said:
Which rules are in danger? Just to make sure we don't cross the line?
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No discussing sex acts, thanks. This is a family site. Also, use good judgment about the words you use, and we probably won't have an issue.
 
Scott34 said:
So back when I was in my early 20s, my buddies and I were out on the town bar hoppin. Well one of the last bars we stop at was the piano bar lounge in Cedar Rapids. The bar was slam packed, so I decided to cut between these 2 ladies, asking if it was ok to cut in between to order a couple drinks. The one said sure, no problem. So we get our drinks and im carrying on conversation with these ladies(both in there early 40s). One was this hot milf and the other one was ok but nothing to brag about. So I proceed to finish my drink and before I could order another, the milf asks "hey cutie you wanna go with us to another bar"? So I without thinking said "sure"! So we proceed to head to a bar called Rumors for a drink, before heading to her friends place. We get to her friends place, we all get a beer and head to the basement, which I soon find out to be her friends love palace. So before I finish my brew im on her friends bed handcuffed to the bedframe. At this point im thinking "what the **** did I get myself into"?! So her friend starts taking my jeans off but leaves on my boxers. She gets out this massage oil and starts rubbing down my whole body. I was starting to think that I had no chance with the milf. So after about 5 minutes of rub down, the milf walks in and gets on the the bed with us. The milfs friend proceeds to uncuff me from the bed, and I proceed to have my fun with this hottie. By far the craziest nights I have ever had to date and will never forget it. I did even have a couple more play dates with this lady as she was going through a divorce and I think was going through a mid life crisis.
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This is awesome, but if this were me, once the handcuffs came out, I would have assumed they were either going to take my wallet or harvest my internal organs, and freaked the **** out, ruining the mood and not getting laid.
 
Al_4_State said:
This is awesome, but if this were me, once the handcuffs came out, I would have assumed they were either going to take my wallet or harvest my internal organs, and freaked the **** out, ruining the mood and not getting laid.
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This. Movies like hostel have me thinking everyone is out to gut me.
 
bos said:
Al_4_State said:
This is awesome, but if this were me, once the handcuffs came out, I would have assumed they were either going to take my wallet or harvest my internal organs, and freaked the **** out, ruining the mood and not getting laid.
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This. Movies like hostel have me thinking everyone is out to gut me.
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Thats the exact thing I had going through my head. I was in this house with people that I had never met in my life and was now handcuffed to a bed. I was so happy when those cuffs came off.
 
Al_4_State said:
This is awesome, but if this were me, once the handcuffs came out, I would have assumed they were either going to take my wallet or harvest my internal organs, and freaked the **** out, ruining the mood and not getting laid.
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It is not so awful. They took my bad kidney anyway, so the joke is really on them.
 
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