Loud nose whistle breathing lady. Love her.The person in the meeting with the sniffles that refuses to blow his nose is terrible. Or the guy that leaves the urinal and heads straight out the door. Two classy acts in my book.
I was in the bathroom at my office a few months ago and someone was actually on the phone while in one of the stalls. I was amazed...and annoyed. So I took action. I felt a healthy amount of pressure build up, which normally I'd let out nice and quiet so as not to make anyone else uncomfortable, but not this time. I pushed and clenched and let loose a loud one. The guy talking on the phone paused, then said "What? No, that was someone else."
I left the bathroom with a big smile on my face...after washing my hands of course.
I was in the bathroom at my office a few months ago and someone was actually on the phone while in one of the stalls. I was amazed...and annoyed. So I took action. I felt a healthy amount of pressure build up, which normally I'd let out nice and quiet so as not to make anyone else uncomfortable, but not this time. I pushed and clenched and let loose a loud one. The guy talking on the phone paused, then said "What? No, that was someone else."
I left the bathroom with a big smile on my face...after washing my hands of course.
Comes-behind-you-and-reads-over-your-shoulder guy is an office fav as well.
The person in the meeting with the sniffles that refuses to blow his nose is terrible. Or the guy that leaves the urinal and heads straight out the door. Two classy acts in my book.
God ****, I still want to party with that guy.I also have a coworker (about whom I told some stories last Friday in the "still at work" thread) who regularly takes two sandwiches into the bathroom, and comes out 20 minutes later with no sandwiches. THAT is gross.
God damn, I still want to party with that guy.
God I love that smell.I love the smelly smoker people who all have to crowd on the elevator with me after one of their 28 smoke breaks in the ashtray spent blowing smoke all over themselves. I get off the elevator with black lung and I smell like a pack a day smoker.