"Lewdest" town names in Iowa...and US

[capitalcityguy]

The Register picked up on an internet article listing the "lewd-sounding" town names in the US. Pretty funny (especially if you are 12 when you scan the country to see selections from each state. I think Iowa represents well although someone needs to tell both authors that Beaverdale is a neighborhood in Des Moines, not a town itself. ( Excusable from a national source, not-so-much when the "local" paper doesn't know enough to correct (or at least acknowledge) the error...

This is the ‘lewdest’ town name in Iowa
Susan Stapleton, [email protected]12:07 p.m. CDT September 21, 2016
oddest town names.

Someone has a dirty mind. The folks over at Estately just couldn’t get enough of goofy town names nationwide. Earlier this month, the real estate site posted the oddest town names. Now, it’s exploring lewd-sounding town names.

And in Iowa, that honor goes to Balltown, population 68, north of Dubuque and home to James Beard Foundation America’s Classic winner and the oldes

link: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/entertainment/2016/09/21/lewdest-town-name-iowa/90784874/

Original article:
http://blog.estately.com/2016/09/the-complete-list-of-lewd-sounding-town-names-in-america/

 

[TXCyclones]

Dike, Cumming, Beaver, Underwood... but the most vulgar is Hawkeye.

 

[SpokaneCY]

 

[capitalcityguy]

Oregon's winner: Wankers Corner

 

[CascadeClone]

Cumming is the best/worst, I have family connections all around there. Got a coozie that says "I (heart) Cumming". Classy.

 

[NWICY]

Intercourse, Pa.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Dickeyville, WI, which is not too far from Balltown.

 

[srjclone]

 

[srjclone]

I moved back from Arizona last summer, and drove all the way back to the midwest. In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere AZ, I passed a town called Two Guns, Arizona. Although I know it's not lewd, but I thought it was interesting. Idk why but that town name always sticks with me.

 

[Cy Hard]

As mentioned any lewd named town lists certainly should end in Cumming, IA.

 

[WooBadger18]

Dickeyville, WI, which is not too far from Balltown.

I always smile when I drive past there just because of the name

 

[isufbcurt]

Cumming is the best/worst, I have family connections all around there. Got a coozie that says "I (heart) Cumming". Classy.

I am guessing illegitimate kids

 

[TXCyclones]

Not lewd, but I used to live in Virginia and always giggled driving north into DC when I saw the sign that said Dumfries/Manasses.

 

[Gomer80]

Whar Sac City?

 

[MeanDean]

Back in my dorm days during the big trivia contest (I forget the official name for it then) they would have a few traveling questions.

The guys on our floor (and their girlfriends) went out on one of them and for some reason they thought the clue sent them to Polk City. When they came back someone asked them if they got to Polk City.

Somehow it got interpreted as "Poke City" and since they went with their girlfriends it seemed hilariously funny (also alcohol). Red faces, etc.

Maybe you had to be there, and/or drunk-ish.

 

[nfrine]

Blue Ball, PA. Just down the road a piece from Intercourse, PA. Close to Paradise, PA

Also Beaverlick, KY.

 

[Angie]

Blumpkin Ave in Omaha.

 

[Sparkplug]

Conception, Missouri

There is an abbey there

 

[iacyguy]

I'm a huge fan of Varina, IA

 

[55dB]

Dickeyville, WI, which is not too far from Balltown.

If they were too far apart, you might need to call a doctor.