Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

[ceeboe]

Here is a vid of him fighting Bruce Lee, Fake obviously.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE"]YouTube - bruce lee x chuck norris[/ame]

 

[jdoggivjc]

Obviously fake - one Chuck Norris roundhouse and the fight's over with.

 

[superfan]

Obviously fake - one Chuck Norris roundhouse and the fight's over with.

And you'll notice, Chuck landed not one, but TWO roundhouse kicks, with 5:39 remaining and with 5:10 remaining.

Also, notice when Chuck falls back against the brick wall, it moves from his awesomeness.

If Chuck had wanted to win, that fight was over before it began. :wink:

 

[SplitIdentity]

Dan Gable cured cancer by making Chuck Norris cry.

I tried to take a video of this, but my camera burst into flames.

 

[Knownothing]

Bruce Lee cheeted at one point and had to grap Chuck Norris's Chest hair so chuck did not rip his throat out.

 

[jdoggivjc]

That's the most ridiculous statement ever - Chuck Norris DOES NOT CRY!!!

 

[frontrangeclone]

what's up with the kitten? kinda freaky.....

I love how Chuck near the end of the fight can barely stand on his right leg, but has no look of pain in his face whatsoever when the camera shows a close up of his face...

this fight reminded me of many an Iowa State football game... say for example, the K-State game @ home in '99! chuck/ISU got up early, looked unbeatable, but then look out! here comes bruce/wildcats...

 

[ISUonthemove]

That is obviously Bruce Lee's "superbowl"

 

[trevn]

That is obviously Bruce Lee's "superbowl"

:biglaugh: One of the best quotes I've seen on here all year. I'm still laughing! Positive rep to you, sir.

 

[SplitIdentity]

That's the most ridiculous statement ever - Chuck Norris DOES NOT CRY!!!

LOL, did I seriously get negative rep for making a joke?

And you wouldn't know if he cried or not - only one person has seen it and lived - Dan Gable.