How do you wipe your bum?

[BWRhasnoAC]

With a corn cob of course. How do you weirdos do it?

 

[MeanDean]

With a corn cob of course. How do you weirdos do it?

 

[FOREVERTRUE]

 

[jfeild]

Installing a bidet was one of the better decisions I've made in my life

 

[Stormin]

I tried one last year but it would never do anything but get me wet. Found I had to wipe just as much if not more because it was also wet. This was with the best rated one on Amazon and a fair 4-5 month trial and error.

Perhaps your bidet is not adjusted properly for aim.

Just curious. Do you use a dry rag to clean your dirty car? Or use a pressure washer? Do you use a dry washcloth to wash your face and hands?

 

[aauummm]

Wet wipes. Just don’t flush them.

I actually repeated this test and yep, the Cottonelle wet wipes do break down the same as the toilet paper and are flushable. No problem, I've been flushing them for years.

 

[Jer]

I actually repeated this test and yep, the Cottonelle wet wipes do break down the same as the toilet paper and are flushable. No problem, I've been flushing them for years.

I never imagined I’d be spending the Friday before Christmas watching butt wipe videos

 

[1100011CS]

And remote

I've seen them with remotes but I don't understand how you'd use it. Do you let your spouse run it from the other room?

 

[1100011CS]

I actually repeated this test and yep, the Cottonelle wet wipes do break down the same as the toilet paper and are flushable. No problem, I've been flushing them for years.

Are they septic safe?

 

[1100011CS]

I actually repeated this test and yep, the Cottonelle wet wipes do break down the same as the toilet paper and are flushable. No problem, I've been flushing them for years.

This guy disagrees

 

[baller21]

I never imagined I’d be spending the Friday before Christmas watching butt wipe videos

It’s ok, we don’t kink shame here.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

On a related topic, I seem suddenly unable to digest mushrooms.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I never imagined I’d be spending the Friday before Christmas watching butt wipe videos

It's ok to admit that this was why you created CF in the first place.

 

[GrindingAway]

Tell me you're viewing the free boards without telling me you're viewing the free boards....

You should see the premium version of this thread. CW drops the top secret way to do this and only use one square.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

On a related topic, I seem suddenly unable to digest mushrooms.

And corn.

 

[ISUTex]

I wear contacts and take them out every night. My wife thanks me for sitting when I wake up during the night.

Don't you lift the lid?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I never imagined I’d be spending the Friday before Christmas watching butt wipe videos

CF off topics threads the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[flycy]

Bidets are French. The Japanese ones are called "washlets" and they play a tune.

This was my honorable toilet-san in Fukuoka.

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It played this song...

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Fukuoka you too. My favorite air traffic control center to fly over is always Fukuoka Control.

 

[cycloner29]

I actually repeated this test and yep, the Cottonelle wet wipes do break down the same as the toilet paper and are flushable. No problem, I've been flushing them for years.

Hopefully these are only available in black and gold.

 

[fcclone]

Don't you lift the lid?

Usually.