How do you wipe your bum?

How do you wipe your bum after #2?

  • Front to back

  • Back to front

  • A mix of both


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ClonesFTW

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I’ll never forget when Clay Travis was on Fox Sports Radio and said he doesn’t wipe he just gets in the shower, literally never heard that before.
 

pourcyne

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Not saying you’re wrong, but I was in Japan for over a week and none of them played tunes.

Damn, you need to go back.

Additional features may include a heated seat, which may be adjustable from 30 °C (86 °F) to 40 °C (104 °F), an automatic lid equipped with a proximity sensor, which opens and closes based on the location of the user; and an air dryer and deodorizer.. ome play music to relax the user's sphincter (some INAX toilets, for example, play the first few phrases of Op. 62 Nr. 6 Frühlingslied by Felix Mendelssohn). Other features are automatic flushing, automatic air deodorizing, and a germ-resistant surface. Some models specially designed for the elderly may include armrests and devices that help the user to stand back up after use. A soft close feature slows the toilet lid down while closing so the lid does not slam onto the seat, or in some models, the toilet lid will close automatically a certain time after flushing.

 
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Prone2Clone

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enisthemenace

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Bidet is the bees knees and would use it every time if i had the option.

However, I do wipe 99.9% of the time and when I do, I start front to back, but it’s quickly a back and forth endeavor. I’m married with two late teens. I just want to get the job done.
 

ripvdub

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Has anyone on here not found out that they can't live without a bidet yet. I got one during covid after hearing the local kxno shows praise them. Amazon sent me a free 2nd one, but then i ended up getting another so all toilets in the house have them. Nothing ruins your day worse than that lingering feeling that you aren't clean. They are a life changer. And mine don't even have heated water or a blow dryer.