How do you wipe your bum?

[pourcyne]

Fukuoka you too.

You've confused the Japanese city with the one in Viet Nam (Phoque-U).

 

[Cyghhh]

Agree. Asian country’s have this completely figured out.

ugh, not in mainland china. source: got diarrhea when walking around Xian and had to do the old squat poop over a hole in the ground for a few days. My legs are a lot stronger now though.

 

[mynameisjonas]

Wet wipes. Just don’t flush them.

So if you don’t flush them, what do you do with them? Wait, never mind don’t tell me.

 

[LarryISU]

OK, can we delete the Off Topic forum finally, because surely with this we have now covered every single miserable topic there could be?!!! Ugh!

 

[JM4CY]

So if you don’t flush them, what do you do with them? Wait, never mind don’t tell me.

Eat them.

 

[cycloner29]

OK, can we delete the Off Topic forum finally, because surely with this we have now covered every single miserable topic there could be?!!! Ugh!

This is the tip of the iceberg. Have we talked about puss, combing body hair, toe fungus, proper way to blow your nose, weirdest place you have urinated, etc.? Just to name a few. I could go on.

 

[JM4CY]

This is the tip of the iceberg. Have we talked about puss, combing body hair, toe fungus, proper way to blow your nose, weirdest place you have urinated, etc.? Just to name a few. I could go on.

I can combine two of those, a slingshot and one of those fraternities on Lincoln way and tell a pretty funny story.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Eat them.

I let mine dry first. Crunchy.

 

[JM4CY]

I let mine dry first. Crunchy.

Psh… Cowboy fans……….

 

[CySmurf]

How about...none of your damn business.

 

[Fishhead]

I wear contacts and take them out every night. My wife thanks me for sitting when I wake up during the night.

I never turn on the light if I have to take a leak in the middle of the night. Sit down and no worries about aim. Also I think leaving the light off won’t wake me up as much when I go back to bed

Also on occasion with the “morning wood” sit down. Lean forward a bit to get it aimed towards the water.

During the day. Stand up.

 

[EvilBetty]

I tried one last year but it would never do anything but get me wet. Found I had to wipe just as much if not more because it was also wet. This was with the best rated one on Amazon and a fair 4-5 month trial and error.

I have a $200 add on bidet on my main floor and the fancy one upstairs. the fancy one is light years better in quality and was a real game changer. I walk upstairs to take a **** now. put your money where your butthole is. it is worth it.

 

[EvilBetty]

Can you control that thing to oscillate in a pretty precise circle with a comfortable stream? Asking for a friend

100% you can. controlled aim, heat, pressure. I-**** you not there is a message button for your dirt button

 

[EvilBetty]

I work with someone who admitted that he pees sitting down. Is that a thing? I just stared at him and told him that he shouldn't admit that to people. Was I wrong?

I personally do not sit down to pee. however, I will not judge a man that just wants to be comfortable. This will probably be me in another 10 years.

 

[EvilBetty]

Here's one that I assume is less common - in my most used bathroom (half bath on main level), there's a sink right next to the toilet. After my initial wipe I'll stick some TP under the water of the sink then wipe with that, too. Essentially turns the TP into a flushable dude wipe.

You're welcome.

I've done this. gotta be careful that the tp doesn't disintegrate mid wipe.

 

[EvilBetty]

I've seen them with remotes but I don't understand how you'd use it. Do you let your spouse run it from the other room?

one of mine has a detached remote which I initially though was stupid. then i though about urinary spatter that must be all over any bidet that has mounted controls.

 

[Clone Head]

In my fraternity there were 5 guys that formed the BTLBW club, Between The Leg Butt Wipers.

Every afternoon they would have a club meeting in the communal bathrooms and do their thing. The club was short lived as 3 of the founding members graduated.

 

[DBQR4CY]

A legit problem from time to time.

After hearing Ross Peterson talk about bidets for a while I finally got one and it's been great! A little getting used to but darn worth it.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[cycloner29]

How many times has your hand gotten wet due to the water level in the bowl?