That's your own fault. Way to ruin other people's fun over your own problem, not an excuse to be a d*** (even if the others are also being d***s).Cool. I don't give a **** about your lawn chairs, sparklers or the fact that you seem to think that knowing an annoyance is coming makes it magically fine.
What I care about is the ******** blowing **** up over my house for going on 13 hours now while I nurse a hangover that would drop a horse. I don't know what the point of fireworks at noon are, but it didn't seem to deter them.